Total Medals Earned: 152 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,600 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
beat level: 3
Beat Level 4
Survive the Apocalypse
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/26 (30/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 4/30 (105/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/250 points)
Completed level 1
Purchase a Health upgrade
Purchase a Strength upgrade
Purchase a Speed upgrade
Completed level 5
Fully upgrade the Strength stat
Complete level 10
Fully upgrade the Health stat
Fully upgrade the Speed stat
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/240 points)
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (260/435 points)
Kill an eye for the first time
Check both help and options pages
Get hit by an eye
Take damage from a flare
Collect a powerup or potion
Increase your stats at least once
Beat level one of the game